Yes, I was feeling lazy with the markup...
oh dear... hang up and bike! -Drabek (on a biker riding by on the phone) Ahhh pictures taken in a place that has fall... in Texas we have only summer and january. -Drabek How long does January last? -Protius (about 2 weeks) Aparently zort is AC and vop is DC. -protius yea, because zort has that 60 hz hum in it. -GS shoot don't shoot... never assume a camera isn't loaded! I was just cleaning it and the shutter went off! - GS You know about the Dan effect, right? -Protius yea... -Drabek And you know about how we were talking about night vision stuff yesterday? -Protius yea... -Drabek This is a night vision scope. -Protius (shuffeling through Dan's stuff) I think enough of my brain has been sucked out to releave the pressure... -Drabek Its a happy little depressed song! -GS (on the austin lounge lizard's performance of dark side of the moon) I have no idea how to spell your name.... I know it has a z in it. -Kelar (to zorfan (or something like that...)) so if ac is zort and dc is vop., whats the sound of a proper flash capacitor going off? -Tet Boom? -Proti And my evil plan... wrong evil plan.... anyway some evil plan... GS (shuffling through some stuff) Oh just stick a toothpick in it...., or stick a ferret in it... -GS (Tet was attempting to determine if a fan was running) I have a pen knife with a temperature gauge. -Tet in case your knife overheats? -Proti So if over clock my knife I cn now how fast I can go... -Tet I feel like I'm at a teacher's union. -Nick No, we're actualy doing stuff. -GS My god, I just heard "death trap may be the right tool."! -Tet But sleep is boring... -Tom You're having the wrong dreams! -Linda No, what you see on tv is guessology. what they actually do is far more ludicrus. -G (on meteorology) Somebody introduced me to them... I'm not sure what I did to deserve that... -Deneb (on his sane friends) I'm a gymnist! -Tet and the unmount! -Proti *poing* -Tet no, the dismount, you're thinking disks. -Tet ... we have an abundance of meats and televisions... -KT (context unknown...) memories going... -unknown memories gone! -Tigercowboy I'm not used to currosive fumes coming off my food... -Bearcat (discussing hot sauces) dude! can we borrow your car to get some medecine medecine and alchol are not the same thing! ... I would liiiike tooo borrooow your au-toow-moo-bieeeele! (overheard on frs) Our ability to catch it is severely limited by your ability to throw it. -Proti (on a foam boomarang) See? I needed those 10 pixi stix! -Paddlefoot You know you're a geek when your hobby comes with a bill of hazardous goods. -Tet Must you? -Dellar I must. -Bearcat Aparently, he must. -Proti I tanned my feet. -KJ (while biking...) KJ: *grab* *grin* other guy: you need a helmet to hold that... and a written permision slip... GS: tool so big it has a sight on top. KJ- definatly an impressive piece of equipment. Aparently I looked scary holding it. (on a monster hammer drill) Adam: Since when have we done anything right on the shed? I mean, why start now? (on Kelar's shed) I have been meaning to look up its maximum current rating and... come very close to it. -GS (on his bright LEDs) Ok, so the white russian which is pure vodca is too strong... -Doug Do not breathe near open flame? -Steve So does that mean I'm Emperess? (of VA) -Trixi No. Concubine... -Tet auhhhh... Cool! - Trixi bwuahahaha... -Tet What are you doing? -Trixi Cackling. -Tet, Proti Its like I'm wearing a small room. -Packrat (on how hot a fursuit is) These don't rattle like the other ones! -unknown (on the FC elevators) Yay! Lets go fling shit at people! -Trixi (on being born in the year of the monkey) that. bat. has. cleavage... -Tet I approve! -Sirfox Why am hiding behind the guy who is trying to grope me? -Frostdemn *plonk!* I rolled a one... -Tet (he had just dropped his fork) And I'm going to find out very quickly why I need superglue... -kelar That was a sequel... that means they made another one... -Tet (on Ms Congeniality 2) Oh, you have a laser under the couch. -Proti Yes I do, I had forgotten about that... -Graysoul About the only thing I get at Radioshack anymore is the realization that I an in the wrong store. -Protius (on how they no longer sell components) never give up -Robots never surrender -Tet, Proti to infinity and beyond -GS I was dutifly working on the power supply, and managed to throughly frighten myself. -GS too much voltage? -Proti No. Way too mobile. -GS I put on a girdle for no one! And for no reason! -Kes (IRC) so... what is shepards pie? -Fire you see, they take german shepards, grind them up, and put it in a pie. -Kelar All of it, or just the interesting parts? -Fire Mostly the fur. -Kelar Real men do not use pink surface plates. -Bearcat (on granite surface plates) *squeek* arg! I will not be beaten! *squpbbhb* Argh! -KJ You are being beaten,.. -Proti *sqweeeeep* *inflate* Ha! I had forgotten how annoying these things are. -KJ (trying to inflate a baloon) Scientific progress goes boink? -Bearcat (quoting Calvin and Hobbs) That appears to be a pile of ultra 1's.... -Drabek Yes, it is a pile of ultra 1's. Need one? -Proti "Doing evil. please knock." -sign on Michael's door *smoke* - the apparatus The resistor is not happy.. -Drabek push it push it! -GS ... - The apparatus So if parts of it are unknown,how do they make it? (on marvel mystery oil, where several of the contents are listed as unknown by the msds) But that would be movig parts, and you know what I think of moving parts... -Bearcat yea, like that one *spin* -GS oooh... -Bearcat OH wow... that was a good one... -GS (on Mejeep's psycotic plastic swatch book) Hi big green guy! -kid to fursuiter at PG's picnic Are these burgers rare? -unknown No, you can get them anywhere! -unknown (at the PG picnic) You're lost? Where are you? -GS (to Kody) The word is cantilivered. -GS (explaining his invisable furnature to Kody) My freezer contains film and burbon. -Tet The two essential ingredients for any photographer. -Nick Dan, do you know how to supercharge a microwave? ...well, the technical answer is yes.. but it's not worth it. -Dan I don't trust acronyms. They stand for things. --Kes (on MSDSs) Those aren't rocket science. We can do rocket science... -Sparta on IRS documents Found a sixpack... and another one too. -Johnny (shopping for eggs... and beer too) It's sortof like hell here... -Danialle (on the new river valley mall) Whats that? An albino carrot? -Johnny (on meetng a parsnip) Eugh... smurf porn does not need to exist. I mean I can live with my little pony porn but... -Kody Look! its a sonic orgy! -unknown (showing a laptop display) Yay! --the room Leave this alone! If you're cold get a blanket, or put some clothes on! -sign on Rob's thermostat Well, should we go back to the lab?- Graysoul Which one? -TJcoyote Will work for itunes. -Meejeep (on a pan handler at a light who had a nice walkman) I heard it was one big yiff-fest. -Graysoul It wasn't. -Mejeep Darn... -Graysoul (on Feral) You can buy better, but you can't pay more! (alleged moto at IBM) You're eating a lot of sugar there...-Kody I am... and its working too! -GS Thats the problem with nanometers... They're small... -Proti I read it for the articles! -Michelle, on the Oprah Magazine We should watch starwars- unknown 1 yea! -unknown 2 Oh god, please no. -Chris (LK) you know theres no such thing as sex in Starwars... Ok, here's how it works... I give you a bag and you fill it... and if you need another one I tell you. -Michelle on issuing Chris some surplus cookies well, they are just guessing at the frame rate, but this litte dial goes to 9... sorry, 10... -GS (on his new camera) They are finaly inventorying all the stuff which has been there since we've been going... -GS "Whats in here? A shipment of ice for tthe bicentenial." -Proti (on the richmond surplus auction warehouse ) Kick the dolly kick the dolly! -GS (while moving a film printer) Scary people ride the bus... some of them are even conscious. -GS (on the cat bus, las vegas) And now for my sanity check... -GS How could we possibly pass one of those?-Proti Tremendously relaxed requirements. -GS do you have a problem with filmcans building up in your carpet? -GS ... -Proti Thankyou... we'll be here all week. -GS ohh... thats a girl doggy. -unknown (on Harome Kitsuni) hmmm... steel or aluminum... -GS or copper? -Proti or copper? ohhhh... OR COPPER... -GS (pondering flashing (and tesla coil primaries...)) I didn't have any of the rice... GS Its a big crunchy. -Proti, Kody *plink!* - the rice Ohh... your right... -GS Ok, what should we do now? -Zen Whats wrong with just falling asleep? -GS You know, we are truely pathetic... -Proti (on an exciting fun-filled saturday night) *ka-boom* (shot gun) Wow... are there more? -Kody They're doing something weird... -person at ace rental (in response to wondering why we needed two engine hoists) Whats the biggest flash we have? -Proti I have that 1500W one. -GS We do need to worry about eye-safe... -Proti ok.... -GS pirate trig... pi ARRR squared Why do I feel like a babysitter? -Innerwolf (at mfm 10) Are you born before or after 1960? -Mejeep Neither. -Jbadger Whats that?- some kid A bouncy ferret. ferrets bounce, or at least this one does... a lot... -Tjcoyote (on Mejeep) It won't reheat well. -GS But is 't it mush anyway? -Kody (on his leftover dinner at Don Pablo's) It hasn't exploded in almost an hour. -Dan (on a 2" vcr he was restoring) hmm... combine Texas Chainsaw massacure with Open Seasson? -Proti Squirells with chainsaws! -GS developer, wash, bleach, dan... -GS (on where he lives) Its like malt and dustbunnies... -Kody (on jones turkey and gravy pop) I am an airman. I have no responsabilities. -a member of our armed forces non poisonous, non-exposive non-flamable... how can it work? -GS (on a chemical metal surface hardener) apple monitor: free or best offer (sign at frostfest) The part of the american west was played by Australia. -GS (on Ghost Rider) I think I have a 2 by 4, it might be sharper. -Proti Let me try this banana. -Kody (on my patheticly dull knives) The five second rule does not apply to liquids. -KJ I made the mistake of ordering the chocolate cake at Joes. I saw it coming and thought it was going to give me a migrane. -KJ Was it worth it? -Proti MmmmHmmm. -KJ Did you run out of space? -GS Nope... did you run out of stuff? -KJ Nope. -GS Assume a spherical furry of zero mass... oh wait... -GS (While pondering spherical cows) Happy birthday to... -group Uh oh... call the riaa, unlicensed public performance of the happy birthday song! -Proti Its ok.. they may have used the lyrics, but they didn't use any of the original notes. -GS Thats an interesting point... Proti My favorite screaming bunny story... -Canis anubus Wait, you have more than one? -unknown I see fox. Oh God, it moves! -unknown (on a puppet) It smells bad here. -cow orker (someone's lunch went evil) With a sufticient application of j-lube, nothing is squeeky. -KJ Discussing the most famous product of Jorgenson labs (no relation) Ooh, it has to think about this one. -KJ Where did you ask it to take you? -Proti Lima, Peru. -KJ VP in charge of nepotism. -ano (pondering employers) I don't like these pants. Things keep popping out of my pants. ... My cellphone! -Kody My drama meter just exploded. -GS This is the highlight of the con. Not the awsome porn I got, its the ball. -unknown (on Kody's hamster ball) I want you to run from me, it would please me, but do it slowly.-guy in the hamster ball I watched the cash box, but it was very boring... didn't do anything.- unknown GOOD!-Rama (mfm registration) My flash light dosn't work very well, on account that it is ultra-violet...-GS ohhh, you hit the motherload! -unknown Its on fire again!-unknown Have any of those actualy worked? -KJ (on a jiffipop) I got the rest of the stew meat! augh, what am I stepping on?-Digit (at Kody's Kampout) Lets go pet a cow!-unknown (at Kody's Kampout) Made in China, so there's no lead in the solder-- it was needed for Children's toys to be exported to the US. -Drabek (on a thinkpad keyboard cable) You're looking at me as if you expect me to do something entertaining. -GS I'm not entertained. Try again. -KJ Turn all the toggles to the up position, wait 5 minutes, push the button. -GS (on how to turn on a 315m)